My TOP 10 picks for “Sexiest Men Alive”

Right now, I’m watching “Workaholics” on Comedy Central, and Jeff Fahey is playing a part. Since I was teen, I always thought he was so damn sexy. Who couldn’t be mesmerized by those big blue eyes? and those lips!? So, this has inspired me to share my picks for Sexiest Men Alive. They are not necessarily in any particular order despite the numerical placement:

jeff-fahey-guns #1. Let’s start with Jeff Fahey. As I said, who can resist those blue eyes and lips!? One of the most underrated and sought after actors, yet his filmography is quite extensive, he’s been working steadily since 1968! He is most notably seen in Lawnmower Man, and if you had the guts to see the movie Matchete (starring Danny Trejo), to my knowledge that is the most recent, mainstream movie he’s been in, that I’m familiar with — according to IMDB.


499910_sam_elliott-clark_1_t770#2: Sam Elliott. Talk about ALPHA MALE! Is it me, or has he gotten sexier with age? How can I compare the younger Sam Elliott in “Mask” or older Sam Elliott in “The Big Lebowski”? Tough call. Either way, I would love nothing more than to hear that deep sexy baritone voice, laying on top of me face down into a pillow, telling me to relax. Oh and my last two words about Sam Elliott. Can you say “Mustache Ride?”


at the "Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget". Warner Bros Studios, Hollywood, CA 08-03-08#3: John Stamos. And on the 8th day God created John Stamos. This playboy doesn’t age. Who remembers Blackie on General Hospital? Yeah. Frothing at the mouth heartthrob for decades. His mother recently passed away. I want to thank her for her contribution to women’s wet dreams. Yes, we can have wet dreams and most likely we’re fantasizing about John Stamos.


Rob Loew#4: Rob Lowe. Way before Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian we had Rob Lowe. THE pioneer of sex tapes! Super easy on the eyes and a man of no drama. He (appears) to be happily married and a loving father. I follow him on Instagram.

John Hamm#5: John Hamm. I never knew of Don Draper prior to Mad Men. Captivating. Something about Don Draper’s character made me want him more. Most recently, John Hamm’s ham has been a topic of interest in tabloids, therefore making it a topic of my interest. Crazy as this sounds, I grew up with this guy, Jim, who was pretty dorky. He lived with our family for some time. He was my brothers’ best friend and like a brother to me. Who’d a thought he would grow up to look exactly like John Hamm, except with blonde hair. I hadn’t seen Jim in years. Ran into him at the grocery store but didn’t realize it was him. I thought…HOLY FUCK ME! then he turned toward me. 😦

Morris-Chestnut-2013-280x398-hiphipstan-com#6: Morris Chestnut. God Dayym! I’ve seen this man in person many many times, because we have mutual friends, and every time I see him I can’t stop staring, with my jaw hitting the floor. I’m not kidding when I say that he is breathtakingly handsome. This man is one fine piece of chocolate. I’m not normally attracted to the black man, but I will make an exception to let this chocolate man melt me.


The Rock#7: The Rock (aka: Dwayne Johnson) That smile! That body! That eyebrow! That hunky Samoan! Something about The Rock makes me feel safe and want to squeeze those tight ass gluts.


Jason-Lewis_exact780x1040_p#8: Jason Lewis. I don’t drink but Jason sure makes me thirsty. I wish there were more “Smith’s” in this world….and I had one.

The last two of my sexiest men are controversial….so love them or hate them, they’re both incredibly talented and the most misunderstood celebrities in this country.


marilyn-manson-house #9: Marilyn Manson. Before you say…”ew gross” I want you to stop and think for a moment if you ever thought Nicholas Cage was hot, then you really oughta stop and take a closer look and compare the facial features of the two. Now, with that, you may ask, “why would you find Marilyn Manson sexy?” Good question, but there is a simple answer. He’s an amazing artist and that is sexy to me. Like most artists, they’re very misunderstood creatures, and MM is probably the most. What you think you know about this prolific artist, you know nothing. His shows are thoughtful, lyrics cleverly speak the truth, and he oozes sexuality from his mesmerizing performance. His intelligence is by far more superior than a genius. This photo is a picture of the house, formerly owned by Bella Legosi, that he recently purchased in the Hollywood Hills which is directly across the street from a good friend of mine. It’s certainly no devils lair…I’ve seen it.


esq-howard-stern-photo-051412-lg#10: Howard Stern. Love him or hate him, whether you like it or not, he is one of the most powerful men in show business, and perhaps in the country in general. Power is sexy. There is no one in this country who can mobilize millions of people (fans) to sway the outcome of an election i.e.: the New Jersey gubernatorial race when Christie Todd-Whitman, an underdog, actually won the race. As a devoted listener for 23 years, I can say for certain that the Howard Stern Show saved many sad days in my life, and many miserable people at work jealous that I was in a good mood, and quickly tried to change that after the show was over. He is far from a misogynist, he has three daughters for Christ’s sake! I don’t know what I, or millions of his fans, are going to do when he finally decides to retire. There will be no laughter. AGT has helped change the people’s perception, but we already knew he’s one of the greatest celebrities of all time. I have participated in a few Howard Stern gatherings here in Los Angeles. Two book signings and two Tonight Show appearances. Both required fans to spend the night at the venues. We had to get there before midnight the day of the appearance. The book signing for Miss America was a mile long. Not joking. If I had the picture from the 23rd floor of a building directly across the street from the bookstore online, I’d post it. We are a close band of strangers that only Stern could bring together. Funny how, just like Ozzy Osbourne in the 80’s, Howard is now a beloved celebrity. There is a reason he calls himself, The King of All Media.

So, if you didn’t notice, I have a pattern…and evidently a “type,” particularly men with dark hair, and blue eyes. Other notable observations, are four of them are Capricorn.

Capricorns: Jeff Fahey, Morris Chestnut, Marilyn Manson, and Howard Stern. Interesting.

Well that’s all folks! In the meantime, I’ll keep dreaming.

About pieceofmind91690

A native of Los Angeles, and grew up in a suburb. Came from a broken, emotionally disconnected, violent and abusive home. Overcoming a variety of traumatic experiences that has shaped my life’s perception, warped as it maybe. Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll got me through my adolescent years. I was 21 years old when I became a member of Alcoholics Anonymous on 9/16/1990. My drug dealer dragged me to a meeting. I’ve always been a fighter, since I never had anyone to protect me as a child. I have a lot to say, and I need to express it. I like to write, but I need to feel safe to do it. My interests include photography, heavy metal (music in general), hiking, comedy clubs, Apple gadgets, and fashion. I’m currently in school majoring in Nonprofit Management and I am a licensed insurance broker in the state of California. I’m an animal lover. I have two cats, and a dog. I have never had children, so they are my babies. I have a love/hate relationship with life.
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One Response to My TOP 10 picks for “Sexiest Men Alive”

  1. claireodactyl says:

    Oh I am so with you on Marilyn Manson!! I saw him play a show several years ago…that man has presence!

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